The worst. [deathbulge]
Building Ikea furniture is like high stakes Legos
sext: let’s google ‘lucid dreaming’ and practice every night until we both create the same landscapes and situations in our sleep wherein we can meet one another, and when we wake up in the morning we can turn to one another and smile knowing that we’ve just shared the same experience even though we’ve ostensibly been separated by the distance of our planes of consciousness all night long
me taking off my pants before sex
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
I’ll be right back, I just need to question everything else in life.